Why mowing is the new vacuuming...
All of my life I've loved to vacuum. I love the feeling of a room marked with the perfect lines and am always trying to preserve the lines as long as possible...with two kids running around that equals about 45 seconds, but whatever. Such gratification seeing a room in perfect order complete with perfect lines. Now, take that feeling and multipy it by 100 and you have the high that I have just learned about...mowing the lawn. Seriously no one ever told me how great it is to look at a lawn you just mowed complete with lines that don't disappear as soon as someone walks on it!!!! Oh the sheer joy! I'm so not kidding. I LOVE mowing the lawn!!!!
What I don't love...finding a dead scorpion in my garage. That's another story.